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From The Significantly Better Album

From The Significantly Better Album

From The Significantly Better Album

You say I think I'm never wrong.
You know what, maybe you're right, aight?

I don't follow the US Presidential Campaign much, but I think this the worst McCain picture, ever.

Goodluck on Nov. 4th!


Update: McCain Lost. Big.

Calm before the storm.
30 Sept 2008.

Unfuckinbelievable. Ya'll better appreciate them lights you get on this festive season.

What a bitch.

We have a situation. The market dipped below 1000 mark today. We are in trouble. Financially. Regardless how the mainstream media tried to spin it. It is so obvious that it's like arguing whether a hot stove feels hot, you know.
Anyway I took the liberty to improvise Ronald Reagan famous quote on Jimmy Carter, goes like this:

"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery starts when Pak Lah loses his."

Belt-tightening time, folks.

I promised you the world again
Everything within my hands
All the riches one could dream
They will come from me

I hoped that you could understand
That this is not what I had planned
Please don’t worry now
It will turn around

Cause I need more time
So say what’s on your mind
Cause I can’t figure out just what’s inside

-Needtobreathe

Ya'll gotta check this. Tina Fey is straightforwardly the funniest woman alive. Hands down.

A TEENAGE girl in central India killed herself on Wednesday after being traumatised by media reports that a "Big Bang" experiment in Europe could bring about the end of the world, her father said.

The 16-year old girl from the state of Madhya Pradesh drank pesticide and was rushed to the hospital but later died, police said.

Where does everything in the universe comes from? Who wants to know? They built the largest machine ever constructed, 28km long, just to prove a theory. Sure, in theeoory, in theory communism works.

From the $8billion collision, they might find a new dimension and thus leap into "New Age of Physics". Or not. They. Don't. Exactly. Know. You know, just a thought, how bout we use that money to feed them kids in Africa. Or maybe the kids will just jump in joy when the scientists found new evidence of darkmatters or whatever. But who knows maybe they would find edible matters after the Bang. Like, hey this quark tastes like chicken. And this neutron tastes better than Doritos.

Yet, the best part is, they are opponents claiming that the test might spark a runaway reactions that could destroy the planet. And the black hole created will just suck everything up. There you go.

Anyways, they will fire up this sucker on Wednesday. We shall see.

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer

So guess what, racism and reverse racism is rampant in Malaysia. No big surprise there.

Datuk Ismail Ahmad said some things that hurt the Chinese. Then there's the media that spinned the issue out of proportions. After that the PM and DPM tried to apologize. Ex-PM said why apologise? Then the blogs analyzed too much. Can't these people just throw some shrimp party and all get along? I'm so confused, honestly.

The whole thing kind of sucks. No, let me correct that. The whole thing is shit. I think the problem is over generalization that spawned from lack of history understanding. Or whatever. I don't know much either.

Anyway. Go Anwar. You evil genius you.

On a more serious personal note, I don't have anything against the Chinese, nor the Indians. I don't have too many Chinese friends either. But I'm not proud nor am I embarrass about that. I mean if I do have a Malay friend that his breath smells like chicken feet, I'd tell him to get out my face. And if I do have a Chinese friend that annoyingly talk too much, I'd say just the same thing. Likewise for the women--either she hot or she cute (contoh la). Now you get it? Break it down to the individual. Break-it-down, brother.

But I do wish the non-Malays in the country would speak more BM. Because sometimes I hate it when I go to a store to buy something, after asking about the price, the guy behind the counter would go encrypt Chinese on me and discuss suspiciously with another salesman. I swear it looks like they are teaming to con me. I mean just hand over the merchandise, shitbreak. Or talk something that I understand. Shiz.

But yeah, let's propagate peace, not hate.

Been reading an article about current Malaysia economies, quote

"the Malaysian economy is far better than most people give it credit for."

"China is contracting — an event that its authorities say is planned. The housing market in the US is contracting and some banks are showing signs of shakiness. Global oil prices are surging, inflation is persistently high, the stock market is torpid, the sub-prime problem continues to bedevil Western financial systems.

Fundamentally, the Malaysian economy remains resilient. The second quarter’s trade surplus clocked in at a whopping RM40.8 billion compared to the first quarter’s RM27 billion. Gross exports grew at a healthy 21 per cent. And Malaysia’s gross domestic product grew at a very reasonable 6.7 per cent"

Work has been real crazy for past few months and now it's holiday time.
Weehoo!

Later folks and don't forget to smell the roses.



"How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward."
-Spanish Proverb

For more pictures, look here.

Chong Wei ma man, I'm fucking proud of ya. Your jumping smash really kicks ass. Now get us the gold medal.

Godspeed.

I've been reading a handful blogs out there, about politics and what have you. What irked me is everytime I run through the comments, there's always something like this, quote:

"Yeah I'm the first!"

"Wow, I'm the number one to comment"

And some morons even take it to an unfathomable level that goes beyond my comprehension, quote:

"Yeay I'm third"

What is wrong with these people? I don't see to be the first to comment is an achievement that one can be proud of.

And get this, they were not even the first to comment. Haih, ever heard of comments moderation, dumbass?

"People used to look out on the playground and say that the boys were playing soccer and the girls were doing nothing. But the girls weren't doing nothing--they were talking.
They were talking about the world to one another. And they became expert about that in a way the boys did not."
- Carol Gilligan, In a Different Voice: Psychological Theory and Women's Development

A friend emailed me this, quote:

"If preliminary medical examination done by the Pusrawi doc clearly indicates no penetration whatsoever, I wonder what the HKL 'expert' doctors would do - dig deeper ? .... and what would they suppose to find then ? Exactly.... Shit!"

ROFLMAO.

Chris Rock cracks me up all the time.

She felt her hands were greasy. Without specific know how her eyes saw something that could solve the problem. The tap water. She moved ever so slowly towards the tap. There were no instructions. Her mind started to unravel the secret, her hands were hopeful. Suddenly, water droplets started coming out. "Ah, so this is how it works" she told herself.

Got hit by a car at Batu Gajah, Perak on the way to drop my sister at UTP.

It happened on a 4-lane road. There were two cars ahead of me. According to them, there was a car in front trying to make an illegal u-turn and they had to brake. I did the same, but a car behind me kissed my butt.

The car was a Mercedes Benz C200 Model 1999 and mine is Proton Satria Neo Model 2006.

Luckily no one was injured.

Not to brag, but yeah, I love my car. I mean look at them pictures.

It was my 26th birthday a while back. Went back home Penang to spend the weekend. Mom suprised me with a cake.

She said the bakery ran out of whole cake so she picked the ones with the biggest cut. I was touched that she cared enough to patch it to make it a whole round.

Love you, ma.

And the cake too. (Thank you)

Yesterday I drove 70km on a straight road passing roughly 25 traffic lights and most of them were red. It got me thinking, what is the possibility for me to go through all of them green?
So on the way back, I maintained nominal speed of 90km/hr to see if maybe I would pass more green lights. It only got worse. I only saw more red.

Is it fate, probability, causality or just pure choice?

Can the system be governed? I think it is just a matter of synchronization, interface and simple physics (and some budget). So yes, I think the system can be controlled.

To think that engineers are busy cracking up quantum mechanics. We can't even set a simple velocity-based timer traffic lights in Malaysia.

Or is it up to town-planners?

Hah, whaddaya know! Even Intel won't run Vista on their 80,000 employees computers.
That's just sad. See here.

i am poised to write about this thing that going down with anwar ibrahim. you know, that superpoke accusation by some dude.

first off, let me say that i aint got no beef with gay people. but for me, i don't care how politically astute you are, or how much money are you willing to offer, nothing is going up this ass.

second, to say that this young fella is gay or bi is not the question here, cos he could counter the arguments by just saying "i was confused". but if he is straight, my question is how careless could you be to let someone or something coming up your ass?

dude, i've read the police report. the only thing i can say is, you gotta be more convincing than that. shiz. the least you could do is describe his balls or how big his dick was. that's all it takes.
and if you really did have bad intention to destroy his political career, gave him a lovebite on his left tits and put that on your report.

now that would be something i could try to believe.

and i'm sure, if that thing you said really happened, there must be some kind of foreplay involved. like kissing or groping. i've seen guys kissing each other before, and i think the key here is passion. you gotta have that before you let your partner coming up your ass, no? whereas you gotta be shittn me if you said you were forced to do it. i mean come on, the guy is 60 years old and you're twenty three. shiz.

so maybe this guy is so naive and submissive, he was duped by the politician's intimate invitation, and consequently was lured to bed. but he said in his report that this thing happened more than once. so it is highly unlikely the dude is that gullible if you ask me.

so my theory is this: there is a kinky gay dude out there who looks like anwar ibrahim, and he is wandering around poking people. of course, by impersonating someone famous it is easier for him to get laid. so he goes around and plow as many asses as he can to fulfill his desire.

hey, i just solved a nation quandary.