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Chong Wei ma man, I'm fucking proud of ya. Your jumping smash really kicks ass. Now get us the gold medal.

Godspeed.

I've been reading a handful blogs out there, about politics and what have you. What irked me is everytime I run through the comments, there's always something like this, quote:

"Yeah I'm the first!"

"Wow, I'm the number one to comment"

And some morons even take it to an unfathomable level that goes beyond my comprehension, quote:

"Yeay I'm third"

What is wrong with these people? I don't see to be the first to comment is an achievement that one can be proud of.

And get this, they were not even the first to comment. Haih, ever heard of comments moderation, dumbass?

"People used to look out on the playground and say that the boys were playing soccer and the girls were doing nothing. But the girls weren't doing nothing--they were talking.
They were talking about the world to one another. And they became expert about that in a way the boys did not."
- Carol Gilligan, In a Different Voice: Psychological Theory and Women's Development

You might be asking, why the hell am I reading a book about women psychology. Actually, if you must know, I am not. In fact, it was quoted from a book that I am reading, which is about sharks.

Yeah that's right. Shark is a bad ass creature--and there are a lot of things we could learn from them. So what do sharks and women have in common?

That's for you to find out... (I gotta say, it kinda turned me on tho)


P/S: Go check out this movie/documentary-drama 'Ocean of Fear: Worst Shark Attack Ever'. You won't be disappointed, trust me.

A friend emailed me this, quote:

"If preliminary medical examination done by the Pusrawi doc clearly indicates no penetration whatsoever, I wonder what the HKL 'expert' doctors would do - dig deeper ? .... and what would they suppose to find then ? Exactly.... Shit!"

ROFLMAO.

Chris Rock cracks me up all the time.

She felt her hands were greasy. Without specific know how her eyes saw something that could solve the problem. The tap water. She moved ever so slowly towards the tap. There were no instructions. Her mind started to unravel the secret, her hands were hopeful. Suddenly, water droplets started coming out. "Ah, so this is how it works" she told herself.

Got hit by a car at Batu Gajah, Perak on the way to drop my sister at UTP.

It happened on a 4-lane road. There were two cars ahead of me. According to them, there was a car in front trying to make an illegal u-turn and they had to brake. I did the same, but a car behind me kissed my butt.

The car was a Mercedes Benz C200 Model 1999 and mine is Proton Satria Neo Model 2006.

Luckily no one was injured.

Not to brag, but yeah, I love my car. I mean look at them pictures.

It was my 26th birthday a while back. Went back home Penang to spend the weekend. Mom suprised me with a cake.

She said the bakery ran out of whole cake so she picked the ones with the biggest cut. I was touched that she cared enough to patch it to make it a whole round.

Love you, ma.

And the cake too. (Thank you)

Yesterday I drove 70km on a straight road passing roughly 25 traffic lights and most of them were red. It got me thinking, what is the possibility for me to go through all of them green?
So on the way back, I maintained nominal speed of 90km/hr to see if maybe I would pass more green lights. It only got worse. I only saw more red.

Is it fate, probability, causality or just pure choice?

Can the system be governed? I think it is just a matter of synchronization, interface and simple physics (and some budget). So yes, I think the system can be controlled.

To think that engineers are busy cracking up quantum mechanics. We can't even set a simple velocity-based timer traffic lights in Malaysia.

Or is it up to town-planners?

Hah, whaddaya know! Even Intel won't run Vista on their 80,000 employees computers.
That's just sad. See here.

i am poised to write about this thing that going down with anwar ibrahim. you know, that superpoke accusation by some dude.

first off, let me say that i aint got no beef with gay people. but for me, i don't care how politically astute you are, or how much money are you willing to offer, nothing is going up this ass.

second, to say that this young fella is gay or bi is not the question here, cos he could counter the arguments by just saying "i was confused". but if he is straight, my question is how careless could you be to let someone or something coming up your ass?

dude, i've read the police report. the only thing i can say is, you gotta be more convincing than that. shiz. the least you could do is describe his balls or how big his dick was. that's all it takes.
and if you really did have bad intention to destroy his political career, gave him a lovebite on his left tits and put that on your report.

now that would be something i could try to believe.

and i'm sure, if that thing you said really happened, there must be some kind of foreplay involved. like kissing or groping. i've seen guys kissing each other before, and i think the key here is passion. you gotta have that before you let your partner coming up your ass, no? whereas you gotta be shittn me if you said you were forced to do it. i mean come on, the guy is 60 years old and you're twenty three. shiz.

so maybe this guy is so naive and submissive, he was duped by the politician's intimate invitation, and consequently was lured to bed. but he said in his report that this thing happened more than once. so it is highly unlikely the dude is that gullible if you ask me.

so my theory is this: there is a kinky gay dude out there who looks like anwar ibrahim, and he is wandering around poking people. of course, by impersonating someone famous it is easier for him to get laid. so he goes around and plow as many asses as he can to fulfill his desire.

hey, i just solved a nation quandary.