Damage control

A friend emailed me this, quote:

"If preliminary medical examination done by the Pusrawi doc clearly indicates no penetration whatsoever, I wonder what the HKL 'expert' doctors would do - dig deeper ? .... and what would they suppose to find then ? Exactly.... Shit!"

ROFLMAO.

Time out

Chris Rock cracks me up all the time.

No instructions

tap_top

She felt her hands were greasy. Without specific know how her eyes saw something that could solve the problem. The tap water. She moved ever so slowly towards the tap. There were no instructions. Her mind started to unravel the secret, her hands were hopeful. Suddenly, water droplets started coming out. "Ah, so this is how it works" she told herself.

tap_btm

Fender bender



Got hit by a car at Batu Gajah, Perak on the way to drop my sister at UTP.

It happened on a 4-lane road. There were two cars ahead of me. According to them, there was a car in front trying to make an illegal u-turn and they had to brake. I did the same, but a car behind me kissed my butt.

The car was a Mercedes Benz C200 Model 1999 and mine is Proton Satria Neo Model 2006.

Luckily no one was injured.

Not to brag, but yeah, I love my car. I mean look at them pictures.

It's the thought that matters


It was my 26th birthday a while back. Went back home Penang to spend the weekend. Mom suprised me with a cake.

She said the bakery ran out of whole cake so she picked the ones with the biggest cut. I was touched that she cared enough to patch it to make it a whole round.

Love you, ma.

And the cake too. (Thank you)

Traffic lights


Yesterday I drove 70km on a straight road passing roughly 25 traffic lights and most of them were red. It got me thinking, what is the possibility for me to go through all of them green?
So on the way back, I maintained nominal speed of 90km/hr to see if maybe I would pass more green lights. It only got worse. I only saw more red.

Is it fate, probability, causality or just pure choice?

Can the system be governed? I think it is just a matter of synchronization, interface and simple physics (and some budget). So yes, I think the system can be controlled.

To think that engineers are busy cracking up quantum mechanics. We can't even set a simple velocity-based timer traffic lights in Malaysia.

Or is it up to town-planners?

Flip flop

Hah, whaddaya know! Even Intel won't run Vista on their 80,000 employees computers.
That's just sad. See here.

blowing away the cobwebs

i am poised to write about this thing that going down with anwar ibrahim. you know, that superpoke accusation by some dude.

first off, let me say that i aint got no beef with gay people. but for me, i don't care how politically astute you are, or how much money are you willing to offer, nothing is going up this ass.

second, to say that this young fella is gay or bi is not the question here, cos he could counter the arguments by just saying "i was confused". but if he is straight, my question is how careless could you be to let someone or something coming up your ass?

dude, i've read the police report. the only thing i can say is, you gotta be more convincing than that. shiz. the least you could do is describe his balls or how big his dick was. that's all it takes.
and if you really did have bad intention to destroy his political career, gave him a lovebite on his left tits and put that on your report.

now that would be something i could try to believe.

and i'm sure, if that thing you said really happened, there must be some kind of foreplay involved. like kissing or groping. i've seen guys kissing each other before, and i think the key here is passion. you gotta have that before you let your partner coming up your ass, no? whereas you gotta be shittn me if you said you were forced to do it. i mean come on, the guy is 60 years old and you're twenty three. shiz.

so maybe this guy is so naive and submissive, he was duped by the politician's intimate invitation, and consequently was lured to bed. but he said in his report that this thing happened more than once. so it is highly unlikely the dude is that gullible if you ask me.

so my theory is this: there is a kinky gay dude out there who looks like anwar ibrahim, and he is wandering around poking people. of course, by impersonating someone famous it is easier for him to get laid. so he goes around and plow as many asses as he can to fulfill his desire.

hey, i just solved a nation quandary.

Don't be fooled by the following picture. Really.

Don't be fooled by the following picture. Really.
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