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Unfuckinbelievable. Ya'll better appreciate them lights you get on this festive season.

What a bitch.

We have a situation. The market dipped below 1000 mark today. We are in trouble. Financially. Regardless how the mainstream media tried to spin it. It is so obvious that it's like arguing whether a hot stove feels hot, you know.
Anyway I took the liberty to improvise Ronald Reagan famous quote on Jimmy Carter, goes like this:

"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery starts when Pak Lah loses his."

Belt-tightening time, folks.

I promised you the world again
Everything within my hands
All the riches one could dream
They will come from me

I hoped that you could understand
That this is not what I had planned
Please don’t worry now
It will turn around

Cause I need more time
So say what’s on your mind
Cause I can’t figure out just what’s inside

-Needtobreathe

Ya'll gotta check this. Tina Fey is straightforwardly the funniest woman alive. Hands down.

A TEENAGE girl in central India killed herself on Wednesday after being traumatised by media reports that a "Big Bang" experiment in Europe could bring about the end of the world, her father said.

The 16-year old girl from the state of Madhya Pradesh drank pesticide and was rushed to the hospital but later died, police said.

So whaddaya know. I almost feel sorry for her. But then again, whose fault was this? Full story here.

Where does everything in the universe comes from? Who wants to know? They built the largest machine ever constructed, 28km long, just to prove a theory. Sure, in theeoory, in theory communism works.

From the $8billion collision, they might find a new dimension and thus leap into "New Age of Physics". Or not. They. Don't. Exactly. Know. You know, just a thought, how bout we use that money to feed them kids in Africa. Or maybe the kids will just jump in joy when the scientists found new evidence of darkmatters or whatever. But who knows maybe they would find edible matters after the Bang. Like, hey this quark tastes like chicken. And this neutron tastes better than Doritos.

Yet, the best part is, they are opponents claiming that the test might spark a runaway reactions that could destroy the planet. And the black hole created will just suck everything up. There you go.

Anyways, they will fire up this sucker on Wednesday. We shall see.

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer

So guess what, racism and reverse racism is rampant in Malaysia. No big surprise there.

Datuk Ismail Ahmad said some things that hurt the Chinese. Then there's the media that spinned the issue out of proportions. After that the PM and DPM tried to apologize. Ex-PM said why apologise? Then the blogs analyzed too much. Can't these people just throw some shrimp party and all get along? I'm so confused, honestly.

The whole thing kind of sucks. No, let me correct that. The whole thing is shit. I think the problem is over generalization that spawned from lack of history understanding. Or whatever. I don't know much either.

Anyway. Go Anwar. You evil genius you.

On a more serious personal note, I don't have anything against the Chinese, nor the Indians. I don't have too many Chinese friends either. But I'm not proud nor am I embarrass about that. I mean if I do have a Malay friend that his breath smells like chicken feet, I'd tell him to get out my face. And if I do have a Chinese friend that annoyingly talk too much, I'd say just the same thing. Likewise for the women--either she hot or she cute (contoh la). Now you get it? Break it down to the individual. Break-it-down, brother.

But I do wish the non-Malays in the country would speak more BM. Because sometimes I hate it when I go to a store to buy something, after asking about the price, the guy behind the counter would go encrypt Chinese on me and discuss suspiciously with another salesman. I swear it looks like they are teaming to con me. I mean just hand over the merchandise, shitbreak. Or talk something that I understand. Shiz.

But yeah, let's propagate peace, not hate.

Been reading an article about current Malaysia economies, quote

"the Malaysian economy is far better than most people give it credit for."

The writer went further upholding his stand by contrasting local and global situations, quote

"China is contracting — an event that its authorities say is planned. The housing market in the US is contracting and some banks are showing signs of shakiness. Global oil prices are surging, inflation is persistently high, the stock market is torpid, the sub-prime problem continues to bedevil Western financial systems.

Fundamentally, the Malaysian economy remains resilient. The second quarter’s trade surplus clocked in at a whopping RM40.8 billion compared to the first quarter’s RM27 billion. Gross exports grew at a healthy 21 per cent. And Malaysia’s gross domestic product grew at a very reasonable 6.7 per cent"

I read with full enthusiasm as if I understand the whole picture. Truth is, dude, you lost me at contracting.

All I'm saying is, cigarette now costs RM9.00 per pack.

Though I tried to justify my purchase that I actually am directly contributing to nation building and funding mega projects, personally I think RM9.00 per pack is just ridiculous if compared to our earning per capita. Sigh.

Paklah, you're mean.

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