Oozing for Homer's logic



Where does everything in the universe comes from? Who wants to know? They built the largest machine ever constructed, 28km long, just to prove a theory. Sure, in theeoory, in theory communism works.

From the $8billion collision, they might find a new dimension and thus leap into "New Age of Physics". Or not. They. Don't. Exactly. Know. You know, just a thought, how bout we use that money to feed them kids in Africa. Or maybe the kids will just jump in joy when the scientists found new evidence of darkmatters or whatever. But who knows maybe they would find edible matters after the Bang. Like, hey this quark tastes like chicken. And this neutron tastes better than Doritos.

Yet, the best part is, they are opponents claiming that the test might spark a runaway reactions that could destroy the planet. And the black hole created will just suck everything up. There you go.

Anyways, they will fire up this sucker on Wednesday. We shall see.

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer

1 comments:

  1. Toots said...

    A friend of mine wrote about the Big bang.

    She further questioned: Would you potentially die in pursuit of seeking out the nature of our existence, or live life in our current state of speculations and ignorance.

    What say you?  

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