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i am poised to write about this thing that going down with anwar ibrahim. you know, that superpoke accusation by some dude.

first off, let me say that i aint got no beef with gay people. but for me, i don't care how politically astute you are, or how much money are you willing to offer, nothing is going up this ass.

second, to say that this young fella is gay or bi is not the question here, cos he could counter the arguments by just saying "i was confused". but if he is straight, my question is how careless could you be to let someone or something coming up your ass?

dude, i've read the police report. the only thing i can say is, you gotta be more convincing than that. shiz. the least you could do is describe his balls or how big his dick was. that's all it takes.
and if you really did have bad intention to destroy his political career, gave him a lovebite on his left tits and put that on your report.

now that would be something i could try to believe.

and i'm sure, if that thing you said really happened, there must be some kind of foreplay involved. like kissing or groping. i've seen guys kissing each other before, and i think the key here is passion. you gotta have that before you let your partner coming up your ass, no? whereas you gotta be shittn me if you said you were forced to do it. i mean come on, the guy is 60 years old and you're twenty three. shiz.

so maybe this guy is so naive and submissive, he was duped by the politician's intimate invitation, and consequently was lured to bed. but he said in his report that this thing happened more than once. so it is highly unlikely the dude is that gullible if you ask me.

so my theory is this: there is a kinky gay dude out there who looks like anwar ibrahim, and he is wandering around poking people. of course, by impersonating someone famous it is easier for him to get laid. so he goes around and plow as many asses as he can to fulfill his desire.

hey, i just solved a nation quandary.